B4 & after mariage

tintu’s gf: chandran evide anu?

tintu: 2 chndran und. onn akashathu onn neeyum
after marriage
wyf: chandran evide anu?
tintu: phaa. ninte kann potti poyodi.. aa molil kanunnath ninte appan bulb kathichu vechathanodi?

Men first

Father- ”Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman?
Tintimon-”To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments…!!